and hall bathrooms, too!!

AARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!! die evil college rooming assignment ppl!!

that's right folks...i got my rooming assignment today in the mail. although i was ecstatic about finding out my roomie and all, it royally irked me to find out where i'm living. not only am i living in a dorm on the outskirts of campus w/ hall bathrooms, I'M LIVING IN AN ALL
GIRLS DORM!!!!!! can my torture get any worse? no offense to all females out there, myself being one, but sometimes i hate girls. too much pms, too much angst, too much my - boyfriend/girlfriend/friendwithbenefits - hates - me - i - know - it - i - think - i'll - whine - about - it - until - someone - consoles - me - or - gives - me - chocolate - or - until - i - can - find - another - suitable - guy/girl/otherfriendwithbenefits/drunkpersonfrombar - to - sleep - with - to - forget - the - first - guy/girl/whatever. ugh. the only consolation i have is that i'll be able to live at the library instead of the dorm. [btw, barrett is where i'm living. not only is it on the far end of campus, it's a) nowhere near a dining hall, b) nowhere near the college library, c) nowhere near the public library, and d) so near to my synagogue that there is now no excuse for me not to attend services every saturday.] most normal ppl would say that living in a non-coed environment would be helpful. "you can study more w/out distractions." "you won't have to worry about complications arising by living w/ [cue gasp] the other sex." wtf. if i spend too much "quality time" w/ my female friends, i go completely bonkers. i need guys to help inject some testosterone into my life. goddamn. i love my girl friends alright, but not enough to want to be around girls all the time. on average, i'm better friends w/ guys than i am w/ girls. imagine living w/ a whole floor of post-pubescent, angst-ridden, whiny freshman girls.

I. WILL. GO. INSANE.

SOMEONE. WILL. DIE.

chan-man, come save me (even though classes hasn't even started yet)! let's go play pool already, smoke and weird drunk guys included. wolfie will have me living w/ him by the time fall break comes around (his girlfriend might not like that). shifty-eyes and 'lil ham will have to suffer me visiting them all the time in yates. kate will have me living w/ her by the end of the semester. crinkles will need to visit more often, and i will definitely be watching as many shoot-em-up guy movies as possible.